When I’m married someday I want to be so in love that our kids are disgusted
When I’m married someday I want to be so in love that our kids are disgusted
Ob ich Betäubungsmittel hole in der scheiß Apotheke, oder Weinflaschen leere, kommt aufs gleiche Ergebnis, also Prost
Manchmal schlummern mehr Dämonen in einem, als man eigentlich denkt.
the best part of being an adult is watching your friends also be adults
there should be a delete all posts on facebook for year 2010 and below
Would you believe me if i told you that it’s a German tradition on New Year’s Eve to watch a British black and white sketch from the sixties that’s entirely in English and deals with an old rich woman celebrating her 90th birthday while her butler impersonates her dead friends and gets more and more drunk throughout the sketch, with the highlight being the multiple times said butler stumbles over the head of their stuffed tiger carpet? And also that this sketch is not almost completely unknown in its home and that the writer and star of that sketch actually really hated the Germans?
sometimes you just gotta indulge your inner 13yo and play online dress up games for 3 hours straight
Depression
You had my heart before I could say no…